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3.30.2010

Entry #2

Alright, so i just recently watched that new Hot Tub Time Machine movie- twice- and it got me thinking about time travel and the possibilities of stuff like this actually happening. Well first off, i recommend this movie to most anyone- especially someone who liked The Hangover, because it's funny as shit despite the fact that the plot makes no sense, and there's many holes in the story itself. Anyway, after seeing this movie for the second time (i have a friend that works at the Ol' AMC), i came up with a crazy theory, which goes as follows: what if someone already has traveled through time, and completely fucked up the space/time continuum (not sure how it's spelled), and so this reality we live in is the result of that. Like by now we were supposed to be in flying cars and hovering houses and shit, but some guy stepped on a bug and bam! now we got Miley Cyrus. Or even worse yet, some dude intentionally went back in time sometime in the future, and exploited knowledge of the future to dominate the past. Which got me thinking- what if that's the real story of Jesus? It would totally make sense- some random white dude in the Middle East, performing "miracles" of sorts which may have just been technological advances he brought with him to the past or something. Now please, keep an open mind, and a sense of humor when you read this, because though this may be true, i wrote it completely in jest- i don't really think Jesus was just some random dude (to be honest, i'm not sure there even was a Jesus- but that's another story), and as far as we know time travel is impossible. But one can dream...