Entry # Tres

Whoa, it's been a little while since i've been on here last. Oh well, i don't even think anyone's following this shit- but yet, i still just feel the need to post something. So let me just say what's on my mind (there's usually a lot): I am especially psyched for next Tuesday. For those among us that can't tell time- as well as those who don't own calendar (I'm not judging you)- one week from now is the infamous April 20th, and let's just say I'm getting my fill as far as the Jane goes. I have not been sober one day this month- which may or may not be good- but I say, to each his own. I got a job recently working as a douchebag server at a small-time amusement center restaurant, making tips and putting up with uppity customers like every other aspiring writer in Middle America. But atthe same time, the money coming in is definitely nice, and hardly any of saidmoney is even going toward illegal activities. With that said, I:
1) need to go to the CU campus by 4:20pm, if not boulder at least.
2) need to...stock up for the occasion (obviously).
3) need to get a new bowl, as my previous one got inexplicably launched- and I mean fuckin' launched- into my bedroom wall like on the first. I took it as a sign.

so hopefully I can accomplish all of those by then. Show me some love if you guys love cannabis as much as I do! You know I'd show some if you asked...

Entry #2

Alright, so i just recently watched that new Hot Tub Time Machine movie- twice- and it got me thinking about time travel and the possibilities of stuff like this actually happening. Well first off, i recommend this movie to most anyone- especially someone who liked The Hangover, because it's funny as shit despite the fact that the plot makes no sense, and there's many holes in the story itself. Anyway, after seeing this movie for the second time (i have a friend that works at the Ol' AMC), i came up with a crazy theory, which goes as follows: what if someone already has traveled through time, and completely fucked up the space/time continuum (not sure how it's spelled), and so this reality we live in is the result of that. Like by now we were supposed to be in flying cars and hovering houses and shit, but some guy stepped on a bug and bam! now we got Miley Cyrus. Or even worse yet, some dude intentionally went back in time sometime in the future, and exploited knowledge of the future to dominate the past. Which got me thinking- what if that's the real story of Jesus? It would totally make sense- some random white dude in the Middle East, performing "miracles" of sorts which may have just been technological advances he brought with him to the past or something. Now please, keep an open mind, and a sense of humor when you read this, because though this may be true, i wrote it completely in jest- i don't really think Jesus was just some random dude (to be honest, i'm not sure there even was a Jesus- but that's another story), and as far as we know time travel is impossible. But one can dream...

So i'm a little new to this blogging thing- and to be honest i'm not too sure why the fuck i even started. i guess it could be a number of things: a way to express my angst of not trying for further my writing skills as a child...maybe it's another marijuana-induced fantasy i plan to live out after spending too much time alone, watching californication and rolling spliffs to go subsequently smoke in my backyard...but the only conscious reason i really decided to do this is so i have a place to put down my thoughts. throughout my daily rzegimen i seem to encounter some crazy shit- at least a little bit more than the average guy seems to, and this kinda just feels right. Fuck if you care or not, i'm sure nobody really does.

But i digress- here are some things that have been fumbling around in the Ol' noodle lately.
- i hate lots of things
- similarly, i love a lot of things too
- i don't feel like going into detail right now- too tired/stoned, and i'm watching Half-Baked.

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James.